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I love how straight people will say girlfriend and boyfriend when referring to straight couples but whenever it’s a gay couple they break out “partner” like I’m not a cowboy
Why is this post getting notes again. Anyway I changed my mind I am a cowboy
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i got nacho cheese on my shirt and a lot of opinions about the government
name one
ronald reagan should be dug up and shot again
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flat stomachs really need to stop being a thing people expect from others like…….what the fuck do you mean i need a flat stomach when i have 7 meters of intestine in me
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under communism everyone gets one titty
Communism doesn’t work though.
looks like someone didnt want their titty
I got two of them already.
fucking bourgeois
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